We Only Want Big Ears

"I am Star Trek damn it."

Interesting news about the new Star trek film. Leonard Nimoy is said to have a part in it, I wonder if it will show him as an old Vulcan vucker yammering on about the old days and then it goes to flashback , fuck I hate those geezers. William Shatner was disappointed not to be offered a role in it but I hate to remind the old cunt, Kirk kind of died. I knew that would come back to bite him in the arse, maybe he could get a part of Doctor Who if he took a pay cut.
I have my old red shirt dusted off and ready to wear in case I'm needed, how many fucking times did I die on that 5 year mission? I got so sick of seeing the tunnel of light.